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 |  Subject: Favorite book quotes  29/10/2009, 1:20 am | |
| everyone here has read a book some time atleast. So have you ever read something that made you laugh? if so post it here and state what book it was. Cirque Du freak: "About time," he growled, then pointed to the stairs. "See that hill?" he asked, speaking like a soldier from a war film. "Yes, sir," I said, clicking my heels together. "We have to take it by dawn."
"Are we using rifles or machine guns, sir?" I asked.
"Are you crazy?" he barked. "We'd never be able to carry a machine gun through all that mud." He nodded at the carpet. "Rifles it is, sir," I agreed. "And if we're taken" he warned me, "save the last bullet for yourself." We started up the stairs like a couple of soldiers, firing imaginary guns at imaginary enemies. It was childish but great fun. Steve "lost" a leg on the way, and I had to help him to the top. "You might have taken my leg," he shouted from the top of the stairs, " and you might take my life, but you'll never take my country!" It was a stirring speech, Atleast it stirred Mrs. Leonard. That's it for now, although i'm still early on in it, so there might be something funnier or random. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite book quotes 5/11/2009, 6:19 pm | |
| I ran, Then I fell over..
Forgot what book that was from but it still makes me laugh when i say it. | |
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